Currently, one of my life goals is to go to Starbucks, tell them my name is Benjamin Barker, and then when they call out my order, stand up and announce “It’s Todd now… Sweeney Todd.”
“And he will have his beverage.”
YOU SIR, BARISTA, NO ONE’S IN THE LINE COME ON COME ON~
SWEENEY’S…WAITING…
I WANT…A MOCHA
Oh my god, I’m dying.
AND HE WILL HAVE HIS BEVERAGE
If i wasn’t so freaking terrified of people…
(Source: thegingerwhomadenosense)
“MAGICARP!”
Nobody would EVER be that happy about getting a Magikarp.
Unless they were gonna eat it. Look how fucking huge it is.
Dating Tip #64: Show her your Ex and gush over her the entire time.
Credit to: mickeysam
And a very Happy Birthday to the amazing David Tennant!






